Okay, boomer!
The reliability argument is a lot like saying communism has been consistently been 'working' for North Korea, hence why it is superior, but I digress.
On a serious note, anything put in coffee (in addition to coffee) shows lack of character and also means you have too many friends, with whom you share your soy-based pumpkin spiced lattes with. Narrow the number down to 0, start drinking coffee the way it was intended and settle on chocolate coconut milk for your bowl of cereal. Life is good.
Sincerely,
A Millennial.
